Retired Mom, Full Time Bruh Hoodie
Mom mode: off. Bruh mode: permanently activated. This ultra-soft, comfortable tee is perfect for moms who’ve officially clocked out of parenting duty and embraced their new identity from their pre-teen/teen.
✔ Premium fabric for all-day comfort
✔ Unisex fit – because every retired mom deserves to relax in style
✔ Perfect gift for the mom who's done with the drama and ready to just say bruh
Because motherhood was the grind—now it's time to vibe. 😎
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Jamie
- Email: jamie-dfi-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Retired Mom, Full Time Bruh Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|
